Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
I read that in a sarcastic voice
why is this so funny?
"Play me," he said.
"I want you to play me like a cello."
I started to protest that this made no sense, but then I realized it made perfect sense.
Love, it never dies.
It never goes away, it never fades,
So long as you can hold on to it.
Love can make you immortal.
How they prevent people from urinating in public in the Czech Republic
I found the giraffes making love on the TFIOS movie
Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.
my boss asked me to stop doing this